Yeah, yeah, the RHOA finale was pretty much a snoozer. The only entertainment came from the true, HotLanta trainwreck that is Kim. First, she shows up with a fake ass Chanel purse at lunch, then gets busted telling her "assistant/nanny" to return a bunch of shit she can't afford to Neimans. Somebody pulling in the reins on the Trailer Park Tranny? Big to-the-Pop, perhaps? Next, there are back and forth closeups of Kim and her pack of Newport cigs while she's listening to Dallas Austin reprimand her about her smoking habit and how she needs to get out and jog her fat ass every day.
Kim then has her touching moment about how she started smoking when she was 15, and how her 11 year old daughter desperately wants her to quit. Hmmmmm. Started smoking at 15...
so that must mean...
started effing around 16, 17?
Kim's assistant must have been forced to return all her new clothes because she ended up wearing the Swiss Miss Hooker dress (the same one she wore to her 29 year-old Botox appointment) to the "surprise" birthday party Lisa held for her husband.
The finale ended with all the women at a reconciliation dinner, and, for a brief moment, there was no longer a tight rope, between you and me...and, them. What? No beat down?
Sit tight. Hopefully, you didn't fast forward through the coming attractions for the RHOA After-Show next week. Ooooooooooh, it was a delicious teaser, starting with the title: The Atlanta Housewives Unite--to Fight!
It was complete with:
NeNe (Pointing at Kim's face): You need to close your legs to marry men!
Kim: You're one to talk!
NeNe: Hooker!
Lisa (again, at Kim): Screw you, cause you're a liar & I'll flip you over the couch!
The 10 second preview of the RHOA After-Show was better than the entire 60 minute finale! But wait! I now have more footage of next week's Beat Down we've been waiting all season for! Enjoy, Bitches!
Kim then has her touching moment about how she started smoking when she was 15, and how her 11 year old daughter desperately wants her to quit. Hmmmmm. Started smoking at 15...
so that must mean...started effing around 16, 17?
Kim's assistant must have been forced to return all her new clothes because she ended up wearing the Swiss Miss Hooker dress (the same one she wore to her 29 year-old Botox appointment) to the "surprise" birthday party Lisa held for her husband.
The finale ended with all the women at a reconciliation dinner, and, for a brief moment, there was no longer a tight rope, between you and me...and, them. What? No beat down?
Sit tight. Hopefully, you didn't fast forward through the coming attractions for the RHOA After-Show next week. Ooooooooooh, it was a delicious teaser, starting with the title: The Atlanta Housewives Unite--to Fight!
It was complete with:
NeNe (Pointing at Kim's face): You need to close your legs to marry men!
Kim: You're one to talk!
NeNe: Hooker!
Lisa (again, at Kim): Screw you, cause you're a liar & I'll flip you over the couch!
The 10 second preview of the RHOA After-Show was better than the entire 60 minute finale! But wait! I now have more footage of next week's Beat Down we've been waiting all season for! Enjoy, Bitches!
9 comments:
Hell yeah! I can't wait! And I was doing that math in my head too....no, it doesn't mean she starting effing then, that's just when she popped out that kid.
Oh, Steph! I'm leaving for a 3 day trip with my high school son's theatre group! It's a miracle I got this review posted! LushEss will be holding down the brothel while I'm gone...
Steph - I agree with you about Kim's effing introduction. I think her first cig was a celebratory smoke after her first bop!
Maybe we should have a ho-down for the RHOA reunion and the RHOC premier? Do I hear Frisco Bar calling our names? Our fav Besties may be able to hook us up!
Scandi - Enjoy the Lesbian Thesbian convention! Keep a rope on those horny pubescents! And remember - Catholics encourage DRINKING!
Lucious Lushess ~ Great minds think alike! Those were my thoughts exactly.
Scandy is gone to a Thespian convention with her boy. My bad ears heard "Lespian" convention instead when she told me where she was going.
We definitely have more fun than those RHOA girls.
I'm getting too old: I cannot even spell lesbian right.
LOL
OUT of CONTROL! And can you believe she broke up with Papi?
Did you see at the end where they show the preview and Kim is going on about explaining why she wears a wig (she says she has cancer) and Lisa calls her a liar?!?
Can't wait!
I am so there!
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